♡Laura♡

graynard:

manicbucket:

graynard:

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

Why y'all laughing in the comments? “make you forget how to eat” is a fucking terrifying threat ???

i bet youre a hit at parties

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

snakegay:

if you think about it the lgbt communitsy is like hogwarts. 

gayslesbiabs like tge hogwadrs houwse gryyfinidr bdecaue ib pobular most fmosos, abd mabt famosu wizard frob grifyinger. albos dopledonre s a gay and geg griiindor./ the bisexual are ravnehclaee becabs they are bdirds like an egale. majestxc. not ash populatr and eraseured by sg gays. bthe pansexuzals ar like the ghsouse elfvs and alskgo ravekbelcalw. the asexuas huffl3fpiyf. babdger. becery loywal. no fuck. jsut sglike cedric digsort. haufflepaff are underpated no hfamossuy but jsy t as valid. sluthhierins are trahsngenders hmm dgkdkb bdh  ghd s gjsjhj ghshjgn vg  opw m snake. siskh eua poskm idj  i ajnn. harry potter si unb be=bo hansn mawel nthe aromantic hotos wig tho peopo. hogwarrts 

hunterxhell:

it feels like tumblr is reprimanding me

kevv:

jaymonoto:

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

me when i eat soup lol